Nautical Humor Unisex classic tee, Drinking Rum Before 10 AM..., Boat Gift, Yachting Apparel,

**Drinking Rum Before 10 AM Makes You A Pirate Not An Alcoholic Nautical Humor Unisex Classic Tee**

Ahoy there! Set sail on a sea of humor with our “Drinking Rum Before 10 AM Makes You A Pirate Not An Alcoholic” Nautical Humor Unisex Classic Tee. Crafted from a premium blend of 100% cotton, this tee offers a soft and breathable fit that’s perfect for any occasion, whether you’re lounging on the couch, out with friends, or enjoying a day at the beach. Available in a variety of sizes, from small to XXL, it caters to all body types, ensuring everyone can dive into this cheeky nautical humor.

This unisex classic tee not only showcases a fun and sassy slogan, but it also features a modern fit that enhances comfort while being stylish enough to wear anywhere. The top-of-the-line screen printing process ensures that the vibrant design will remain intact even after numerous washes—so you can enjoy the laughs without worrying about fading. Embodying a true sense of individuality, this tee is a fabulous conversation starter, making it a perfect gift for friends, family, or even as a treat for yourself to wear at your next pirate-themed party or casual outing.

Caring for your new favorite tee is straightforward—just machine wash it inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to keep it looking great. Each shirt is made with love and attention to detail, reflecting the handcrafted authenticity that Etsy is known for. Show off your love for rum and humor while embracing your inner pirate with this unique tee that blends comfort, style, and laughter in one fabulous package! Get ready to turn heads and share some smiles when you wear this fabulous Nautical Humor Tee!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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